Oh No! Not Another Lesson Learned...

Summer is in full swing. We are almost half way thru it. Some lessons I have learned so far this summer are as follows:

• Don't pose for pictures while drinking
• If you pick your nose try not to get caught
• Don't sweat the small stuff, because your hair will fall out
• Take Naps
• Stalk your friends if they don't call you back
• Don't ride kids bicycles
• People don't tend to prefer foam apples
• Pee in the pool
• You can't make friends with salad
• Always hold lots of babies
• I am not edible
• Don't take your EYES off Sofia, EVER
• Turn down the air conditioning
• Noone will ever give you change for a $6.00 bill
• I am not a chew toy
• Spend the day with the Girls
• Get pedicures, lots of them!
• Plant plants
• Water the plants
• Don't eat breakfast on an empty stomach
• Space heaters make great housewarming gifts
• Pity the catepillars
• Xanax makes it all go away

I am feeling so educated and we are only half way thru July! Shall we play a game? I will probably beat you because I obviously catch on very well. This brain has been polished. I wish Summer lasted longer. Something about the SUNSHINE makes me have warm fuzzies. Maybe if Summer lasted until November 1st we could carve watermelons on Halloween. Maybe I should go on a motivational speaking tour with all of my new knowledge.